Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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