I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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