if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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