remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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