I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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