i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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