So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
try to milk me bitch
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