I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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