you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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