Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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