I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
ttyl tear gas
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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