Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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