We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Fuck appropriateness.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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