Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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