I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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