I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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