he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Randomize