maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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