The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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