I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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