Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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