okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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