Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
