Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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