I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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