and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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