Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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