Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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