How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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