I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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