i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Randomize
