So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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