Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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