Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I love you. Go after that dick
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
