talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
You don't make any sense
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