her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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