After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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