Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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