she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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