Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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