Sponge bath it is.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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