Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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