Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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