If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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