the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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