i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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