I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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