This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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