I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
So squirting runs in the family.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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