No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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