these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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